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OMG, he’s 29 and has his shit together! The punctuation! The spelling! The first to make extraordinary use of The Subject Line! The beauty of it all!

To: TODP
From: Chad
Subject: Toys come with instructions?

I’ve put together more than my share in my 29 years, but never knew. I guess I can deal with the whole talking thing if we get to drive fast on curvy roads sometimes. Better yet, why don’t we just do all the talking while we’re driving on those curvy roads. I know a few good ones, too.

I’m a single guy with a great position in life and come complete with emotional security and a sense of adventure.

Write back already!
Chad

To: Chad
From: TODP
Subject: Re: Toys come with instructions?

OK, OK, damn!

Do you have children? Are you single? (Hey, it’s [personal ads], I HAVE to ask!)

To: TODP
From: Chad
Subject: Re: Toys come with instructions?

I’m single when I’m not with my wife, mistress or girlfriend. Haha, jk. OF COURSE I’m single, silly girl. If I ever thought about seeing someone else while I was in a relationship, that would mean something was very wrong and it was time to break it off.

Ok, now time for your picture,
Chad
Oh, and no kids other than myself.

To: Chad
From: TODP
Subject: Re: Toys come with instructions?

I have to say…

OK, I’m gonna just say it. 29 is not something I’m used to, LOL. Do you normally date… old hags?

Anyway, I’m attaching a pic. If it doesn’t scare you off, let me know where you are… what you do for a living… what you like on your pizza… all that crap.

Maddie