Mmmmm, muscles

To: TODP
From: jeff
Subject: pizza and beer

hey,
i havent read directions in years cuz when i do i get confused, im begining to think i might not know how to read! the science center is great but sometimes i need to be put on a leash cuz i run around like a tard. currently im rebuilding a 400 cubic inch v8 for my brothers TA. you sound pretty cool, but there needs to be a physical attraction, could you send me a pic? thanks
jeff

To: jeff
From: TODP
Subject: Re: pizza and beer

Hmmm. I don’t normally do this, but here’s a pic of me and my kids. Taken a few months ago. If that doesn’t scare you off…

How old are you? What do you do for a living? What do you like on your pizza??

This guy is a freakin’ HUNK. I don’t see him writing back after I sent him a fuzzy pic of my kids crawling all over me. But his first reply is cute anyway. I haven’t heard the word “tard” in years. He can’t be THAT young, can he?