I feel so bad…

Just the subject line is an indication he’s a man of few words…

To: TODP
From: Joe
Subject: Hey

Hi my name is Joe an i saw your ad. When i got to the bottom i could not stop laffing. I you dont mind me asking why changing my own oil is in this list. Just incase you were woundering i dont read the directions befor putting toys together.

To: Joe
From: TODP
Subject: Re: Hey

I dunno… I just like a guy to be a guy. Changing oil seemed like a nice way to put it.

Tell me more about yourself.

To: TODP
From: Joe
Subject: Re: Hey

Well i have a full time job as a painter. I have a car. I am 5′6″ brown hair, green eyes, and i am 260. I have a strange sence of humer, i am in to the weird, Have three tattoos, some pericings. I like to have a good time no matter were i am at. and my name is joe

But here I have to make a choice. I can do overweight. But because I’m 5′8″… I can’t do shorter.

I just can’t.

Tats and piercings don’t help either. Into “weird” is worse. Maybe back in college, but not these days.

I’m so glad I didn’t get all those tats and piercings I wanted to back then; it would have been just to piss my dad off. Doesn’t look good on the dating resume once you’ve grown out of that stage.

My guess is that some gals look for this, and he’ll have some luck.