Quick exit

To: TODP
From: Karl
Subject: Re Read the fineprint.

Dear Ms FINE print:
Wow, cool, very creative,I read your post and as compelled to
reply.    I like your mind.
I was married for about 8 years/ divorced/ no kids/ but I do like
them…
I am 53, I am 6′3 ” and weigh about 220 lbs.
I am a massage Therapist and LOVE my work…
I enjoy grilling out, and would like to meet you!
Here I am…   emailing you!

Karl

Everything sounds good, except the age. I don’t know why I give some older guys a pass and other not… and the whole massage therapist thing is a little creepy to me. I am the only woman I know who doesn’t like massages.

To: Karl
From: TODP
Subject: Re: Re Read the fineprint.

Hi Karl, thanks for responding. My kids are very young… well, hell, I should have put my age in the ad: 34.

I imagine you would be looking for someone a little more… well, not a 34-year-old with rugrats, LOL.

To: TODP
From: Karl
Subject: Re: Re Read the fineprint.

Wow, another real person in these ads.
Thanks for your post!
I am looking for someone a bit older.
And you no doubt, were thinking younger.
We could be e-mail friends if you want.
Let me know how your search process goes…
Do you have a support network to help you deal with all you have on
your plate right now?

Best wishes in your search

Karl