Classy!

I was buzzing around my Match.com account, and I’m kinda new at it, but I’ve gotten a lot of winks, and I just wink back. One of these winks replies with an email that says, simply, “Lets get together.” So I hit the button that says “not interested.” I do that a lot. But this guy is personally offended I guess, LOL. I get this:
Subject: Hey baby

34 year old divorced women with 2 kids should be happy when someone as attractive as me winks at them. You better take what you can get hon,

Complete with the sentence ending with a comma. I sure am guessing he came home alone again tonight after a night out being drunk and obnoxious.

But ya know, his profile pic clearly was taken in a bar, and he was looking all kinds of chiseled, but more like a few years older than he claimed, or else he’s been hitting smoky bars a bit too much over a lifetime.

It’s rather amusing.

I hit “not interested” again on this email, and selected “personality” as my reason. Zzzzzzzz.

And I’m supposed to have no respect for myself?

Some responses are just, well…. he could have beat around the bush a little. So to speak.

I saw your ad and thought I’d send you a message. I am 25, 6′1″, 225 (average build), brown hair, blue/green eyes.

To be right up front, I am married. I’ve been married for 7 years and have been very patient, but I’m not getting any sexual fulfillment out of my virtually sexless marriage whatsoever. I’m looking for a woman who wants to meet my sexual needs and I’d like to do the same. I’m not looking for any form of commitment, just some discreet nsa sex with a woman who appreciates making her partner happy. I’m very open in the bedroom, and hopefully we can start talking and get together!

-Mitch

P.S. – I do have pictures to share, but I want to make sure that this isn’t some dating service scam before I send them.